But I know that he knows that I know that he knows....

So Bin Laden is threatening us. It's pretty clear, regardless of what he thinks of Kerry (I doubt he's a fan) that he hates Bush. Bin Laden's people have committed many acts of terrorism, and it's not hard--despicable as the acts are--to figure why. They want to force their way of life on others, and they want those who oppose them to give in or get out.

I'm guessing Bin Laden is a lot more desperate than he used to be. This latest seems to be begging America, no matter who wins the election, to leave him alone. That's the sound of someone who's tired of being pounded.

Anyway, with their MO so clear, it's interesting how some are trying to spin this latest message. Remember Spain--huge terrorist attacks helped force those who supported the Iraq war out of office. It doesn't take a New York Times columnist to figure enemy number one is George Bush, the guy who started the war and guarantees its continuance.

Yet some bloggers (I won't hurt their rep by naming or linking them) actually think Bin Laden is threatening us because he knows that we hate him and won't do what he says, so when he tries to scare us away from Bush, we'll secretly turn toward Bush, which is just what evil genius Bin Laden wants, since constant worldwide pounding guarantees he'll get more volunteers (compared to those awful years when he could openly plot and plan to do anything anywhere across the world with all the henchmen he needed).

That's right, Bin Laden, master reverse psychologist! Next time he'll be saying we should support the state of Israel against Palestinian terrorism.

Wait, I just had a new idea. Bush actually could have captured Bin Laden, but let him go, because he knew that Bin Laden would mistakenly attack him just days before the election, driving voters toward Bush. Yeah, that's it. It all makes sense now.