Can I get an RPG on that RPA?

"THE US Department of Defense has revealed plans to develop a lie detector that can be used without the subject knowing they are being assessed."

It's called a Remote Personnel Assessment device, or, as we like to call it, "Mr. Thingy."

LAGuy adds: That's nothing. Devo had a voice stress analyzer hooked up to their phone back in 1979. They used it whenever their manager called.