Thursday, February 02, 2006

A Few Good Quotes (or, "Oscars! Oscars! We've got your Oscars!")

For those who *can* handle the truth:

"There was only one unforgettable moment, and that was in a cutaway shot, of Hillary Clinton, who simply must do something about her face."

"Hey, Academy, what are you worried about: that you’ll turn gay or, worse, get a stiffie by just the hint of hunk-on-hunk action?"

"Bush's softer rhetoric can be stiffened as this year moves toward the serious business of midterm elections."

Okay, that last one's kind of flaccid, but I thought it had a nice echo.

LAGuy asks: What is this filth you've introduced to Pajama Guy? Next thing you know, there'll be dirty puns about Majority Leader Boehner.

Columbus Guy says: It's Bay-ner, you perv.

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