Sex doesn't sell

Markets everywhere tanked on this news.

Best line: "I've got a fair amount of money, but I don't have enough to fix this animal."

UPDATE: Anonymous points out the link doesn't work, but I can't figure out why. All the url is in the code, but clicking on it gives only a part of the url. Here it is: http://www.myrtlebeachonline.com/mld/myrtlebeachonline/14211018.htm

(The long and short of it is, Hooters Air has rolled over, legs in the air and pennies in its eyes.)