Don't Start What You Can't Finish

The Onion is the best humor publication around. (Not much competition.) Surprisingly, their arts coverage is pretty good, too.

However, I have a problem with the recent piece, "13 Failed Attempts To Start Film Franchises." (The paper version only had 5 failed attempts.)

They missed the best example of a failed attempt to start a franchise--Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins. If you've seen it, you know what I mean. If you haven't heard of it, that just proves my point.