Crazy

I was in a store recently when a guy came in and starting shouting on a cell phone how he was going to kick someone's ass. And he didn't say it once or twice. He kept it up for about ten minutes.

I passed him as I was leaving and noticed he didn't have a phone. I just assumed, since he wasn't talking to anyone in particular, that he had one. It's a lot harder to seem crazy these days.

I'm reminded of Lily Tomlin's old line: "Wouldn't it be great if all those people who wander around New York talking to themselves could be paired up so they'd look like they were having a conversation?"

The Bluetooth has taken care of that problem.