Sunday, April 13, 2008

Jingle, Jangle

Over at JustOneMinute, Tom Maguire compares Obama's latest gaffe to a slogan he just can't get out of his head:

By November that will be better known than "I voted for the bill before I voted against it." Heck, I think it will be bigger than "Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles onions on a sesame seed bun." And I made a special effort to avoid learning that, yet years later, valuable neurons remain wasted. Or is it ganglia? See, I would know the answer if not for my little sister chanting the McDonalds thing all the time... Sorry.

Well...maybe. But I don't think it will be bigger than "Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't..." or "N-E-S-T-L-E-S, Nestles makes the very best..." or my personal favorite, "HOT DOGS, Armour HOT DOGS, What kind of kids love Armour HOT DOGS..."

Of course, when Obama becomes President, our future may be that of Demolition Man, and all restaurants may be Taco Bell.

5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

He's safe because there's no video of the event and the sound is pretty bad, too. Besides, there's nothing the Obamaniacs won't forgive, even statements that if said by Hillary Clinton would make them apoplectic. Also, the compliant media will do their best to bury the story and concentrate on how much McCain is like Bush.

9:58 AM, April 13, 2008  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

On the blog you linked to, the most brilliant line was Tom Maguire referring to the Senator as "Barack [He Who Must Not Be Middle-Named] Obama".

4:19 PM, April 13, 2008  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Its getting crowded in this teapot

4:43 PM, April 13, 2008  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cause Oscar Mayer has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A...

12:04 PM, April 14, 2008  
Blogger QueensGuy said...

Co...stanza.

12:13 PM, April 15, 2008  

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