Monday, December 15, 2008

You Want Convenient Voting?

How about voting via cellphone? That convenient enough for you to bother voting? Note that the technology is still limited enough that you'll need to make a physical trip to get a chip. And yeah, that's just what we need, a government-issued chip. On second thought, I'll keep pulling my lever behind the curtain, thanks.

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

We need to make it harder to vote, not easier.

1:10 PM, December 15, 2008  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And harder to get elected. How about decimation? Let's execute every 10th voter and every 10th elected official?

1:40 PM, December 15, 2008  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I favor cutting government, including those who get elected. But someone's gotta win in any election, so I'd suggest we make sure those who do have less power so less chances to make things worse.

1:51 PM, December 15, 2008  
Blogger QueensGuy said...

Those may be the three worst parodies of libertarianism I've ever read. Bravo!

3:57 PM, December 16, 2008  

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