Corner Of Melrose And Jay

Happy 60th, Jay Leno.

I normally wouldn't be thinking of him, but I've got a story. A few weeks ago I was driving down Melrose when traffic slowed to a crawl. I couldn't see any reason, so I honked. When I got closer, I saw Jay was doing some of his street interviews, and drivers were going by very slowly to get a look. As I drove by, all I could think was why does Jay pick Melrose, what's wrong with Burbank?

Anyway, about a week later I'm flipping through the channels, and there's Jay interviewing the blonde lass I'd seen him with. Suddenly I hear a honk. Hey, that's me. Then I see my car. Too bad I couldn't get a clear look inside to see if I was steaming.