It's probably the Jews

Ohio State attacker buried; family still looking for answers 

Good luck finding those answers. The newspaper won't be much help. Here's their opening:

 

"An 18-year-old who was shot and killed by an Ohio State University campus police officer, after he rammed a car into a crowd then stabbed several people, was buried Thursday afternoon."

He's a boy.

He was shot.

By police.

He died.

His car was involved, importantly. (Maybe his family can bring suit against Ford.)

Anything else? Well, yes, there was that thing, you know, somehow something sharp may have inconvenienced some conveyors of white privilege or something.

And the big, dramatic hook: He was buried. Thursday afternoon. It was raining. Hemingway always said, the weather is important.